
LOVE IN A BREAD BAG
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Published: Mused
March 2017
http://www.bellaonline.com/review/issues/spring2017/p022.html
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The end crust had self-esteem issues
Other slices were thicker and less crusty
He hoped to find a soulmate in his world
But every encounter was a mismatch
It didn't help when he kept getting bypassed
Many encounters were brief, barely touching
Then they were quickly gone
Some lingered, but the fit was never quite the right
Many colleagues were friendly
And thanked him for keeping them fresh
Yet, as they paired up with others
He tried to stay upbeat
It wore him down
To be left in a dwindling bag
Though everyone had a crust
Apparently he was over-endowed
When almost all was lost, he met her
They came together and merged
Both knew it was a perfect crusty match
The greatest thing since sliced bread